Let me tell you a story that doesnt make sense

The stories kafka didn’t tell to us. jeez, metamorphasis doesn’t seem so bad, though  Mr, Lobster is an ugly mother SHssss!

kirby-thekid:

Clock Tower of Untimely Death by Brother Brain. 
Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse (NES) Konami 1990.

 ::While quietly made my way up the the last story, I moved silently and with stealth. I was to awaken no creture, so tired I had been from the endless battleduring this night. And yet, like always in this castle where satan resides as their king, I felt a glare apon me. Do you see it too or dear Saints, a creture realizes my presence and I am ready for battle once more. Let the endless night consume me I will rage unlike any war dog before me!::

threadless:

He rides so fast you can’t see him. And that’s just the way he likes it. Ninja Rider by RL76 is a new print today! Go order one now to get it by 12/24!

 ::GET IT::

socialismartnature:

(Photo) “Nukes Japan twice … Never forgets 9/11”

Or Pearl Harbor…

 ::It Pays to be Educated.::

(Source: meme-spot)

I ant to see this with my own eyes some day. Preferably while awake.

(Source: neterugoddess)